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If you me to write something for you (I can do sonnets), offer me money to do this for a living, give me free games, share dinner recipes, invite me to an  event with free alcohol or snacks, send messages admiring my extensive vocabulary and/or good looks,  ask me to come to your party, share your hopes and dreams, or ask me for money, then send me an e-mail at fraudience@gmail.com

For all other enquiries, call my name on the wind.

 Warning: I don’t look this.